I reply to peoples texts way too fast that its actually embarrassing
I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.
so like…..how do some of yall cope with having no personality in the real world?? a place that doesnt allow you to use reaction gifs…?
*sees a couple walking down the street* “nice dedication to the meme, fucko”
me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave
- me: welcome to my twisted mind